tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41743537122992550422024-03-08T07:32:59.028-08:00Hindi Joke Funny Hindi Sms Hindi shayries Hindi Stories Jokes Hindi PoemsHindi sms Jokes Stories kahani Chitrakatha in hindi chutkule roman as well as devnagiri Lipilateshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04223800508695593575noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-51724783731417248312009-08-20T13:13:00.000-07:002010-07-03T01:35:21.873-07:00Na hum shaadi karenge<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><a href="" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">नई पीडी के विचार<br />
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</span></span>premhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05250740703983849918noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-67736335100057200632009-08-20T13:07:00.000-07:002009-08-20T13:11:58.289-07:00Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai<a target="_blank"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ></span></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >एक्सामस के ४ दिन पहले सिलेबस देखा तो याद आया,<br /></span></a><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >कुछ तो हुआ है कुछ हो गया है,<br /><br /></span></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >एक्साम्स के दिन पेपर देख कर याद आया,<br /></span></a><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >सब कुछ अलग है सब कुछ </span></a>नया है ।</span><br /><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" ><br />Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,<br /></span></a><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,<br /><br /></span></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,<br /></span></a><br /><a target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch </span></a>Naya hai</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" > </span>premhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05250740703983849918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-76067840518212997952009-08-20T12:02:00.000-07:002009-08-20T12:12:06.791-07:00Mere lakho rupaye fanse hue hai<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >भिखारी: साहब १ रूपया दे दो.<br /><br />साहेब: कल आना.<br /><br />भिखारी: साला इस कल-कल के चक्कर में इस कालोनी </span></a><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/"><br /><br /></a><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >में मेरे लाखों रुपये फसे हुए हैं । </span></a><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do।</span></a><br /><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" ><br />Saheb: Kal aana.<br /><br />Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony </span></a><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/"><br /><br /></a><a href="http://hindijoke.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;color:black;" >mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.</span></a></span>premhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05250740703983849918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-20533038210854388282009-08-17T01:32:00.000-07:002009-08-20T12:12:48.212-07:00Agar koi tumhe bhikh me car de de to<span style="font-size:130%;"><span>भिखारी</span> : <span>अगर</span> <span>कोई</span> <span>तुम्हे</span> <span>भीख</span> <span>में</span> <span>कार</span> <span>दे</span> <span>दे</span> <span>तो</span> <span>तुम</span> <span>क्या</span> <span>करोगे</span>?<br /><br /><span>दूसरा</span> <span>भिखारी : </span><span>मैं</span> <span>कार</span> <span>में</span> <span>बैठ</span> <span>कर</span> <span>भीख</span> <span>माँगने</span> <span>जाया</span> <span>करूँगा</span> ।<br /><br /></span>premhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05250740703983849918noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-27893716540894939372009-08-17T01:25:00.000-07:002009-08-17T01:29:02.113-07:00Tum dobara usi dukan me chori karne kyon gaye?<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span>वकील</span> : <span>तुम</span> <span>दोबारा</span> <span>उसी</span> <span>दुकान</span> <span>में</span> <span>चोरी</span> <span>कराने</span><br /><br /><span>क्यों</span> <span>गए</span> ?<br /><br /><span>चोर</span> : <span>क्योंकि</span> <span>जब</span> <span>मैं</span> <span>पहली</span> <span>बार</span> <span>गया</span> <span>था</span> , <span>तो</span> <span>वहां</span><br /><br /><span>तख्ती</span> <span>पर</span> <span>लिखा</span> <span>था</span> - " <span>धन्यवाद</span>,<span>कृपया</span> <span>फीर</span> <span>आयें</span>। "<br /></span>karishmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17831065024725107208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-83740008262985686762009-05-02T19:43:00.000-07:002009-08-17T01:38:17.761-07:00Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa<div style="text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Baja to mai bhi sakata tha,<br />per mera saaj tha bewafa<br /><br />Ga to mai bhi sakata tha,<br />per mera raag tha bewafa.<br /><br /><br />Aai sehanshah apne tajmaha.<br />per itna guman na kar,<br /><br />Bana to mai bhi sakata tha,<br />per meri mumtaz thi bewafa.</span></div>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-4154914455908465682009-05-02T19:37:00.000-07:002009-08-17T01:38:52.298-07:00Sahe liya her dard humne hasate hasate<div style="text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Sahe liya her dard humne hasate hasate<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Ujad gaya gar mera yaron basate basate<br /><br />Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaron<br />Wafa karane gaye to bewafa hi mile rasate rasate<br /><br /></span></div>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-59729404172293496992009-01-15T19:03:00.000-08:002009-01-15T19:07:07.962-08:00main pehle hi pareshan hu<span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye<br /><br />tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,<br /><br />Wife-Koun Thi Wo?<br /><br />Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,<br /><br />main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >हसबंड और वाइफ होटल में गए,<br /><br />तभी १ लेडी ने हेल्लो किया,<br /><br />वाइफ-कौन थी वो?<br /><br />हुसबंड-तुम दिमाग ख़राब मत करो,<br /><br />मैं पहले ही परेशान हुं की वह भी येही पूछेगी.</span>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-70609974643091671502009-01-11T01:20:00.000-08:002009-01-11T01:22:05.515-08:00Ulte Sawal Ke Pulte Jawab Funny Jokes<p align="left"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"> <span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Ram SITA hai ... To ram kaun hai?<br />Ans. Tailor ( darzi - Sita means seena)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Prasad ne Kumble se Pepsi laane k kaha.<br />Kumble Pepsi kee ek bottle leke aa gaya par seedha Sachin ke paas pahooncha.<br />Bataao kyon?<br />Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Ek Madrasi ne kaha, Main 'heart is umbrella'<br />movie dekh'na chaahta hoon. Vah kaun see movie dekh'na chaahta hai?<br />Ans. "Dil Chhata Hai!" (Chhata is Umbrella in Hindi)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Man main hai, par Dhadkan main nahi.<br />Socho, socho.<br />Ans. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai..<br />nahi pata..<br />Ans. D'Cold . (chain ki saans = D'cold )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. chalo ab batao...<br />Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?<br />Ans. D'Cold again. kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.<br />Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon ?<br />Ans. Because Mayuri 'can - go'.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Ek aur.....<br />Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol<br />chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chadha - kyon?<br />Ans. Kyonki woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain. .....<br />kamal, vimal do bhai the, dono bus stop pe khade the..<br />bus aai vimal chadh jaata hai per kamal nahin jaata hai.<br />Kyon?<br />Ans. Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. aur chaahiye...theek hai.<br />Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...<br />bus aai aur Kadar Khan chadh jaata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata. Qyon?<br />Ans. Qyonki woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ka wait kar raha tha.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman;font-size:-1;color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:-1;">Q. aakhri sawaal :<br />Amitabh aur Pran dono bus stop pe khade the...<br />bus aai aur Pran chadh jaata hai per Amitabh nahin jata<br />Qyon?<br />Ans. pran jaaye per bachan na jaaye</span> </span></p>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-32979817339180333082008-12-08T18:58:00.000-08:002008-12-08T19:08:41.186-08:00तुम मोसम मोसम लगते हो<div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">तुम मोसम मोसम लगते <span>हो<br /><br /></span></span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"> जो पल पल रंग बदलते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />तुम सावन सावन लगते हो </span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />जो बरसों बाद बरसते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />तुम सपना सपना लगते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />जो मुझको कम कम देखते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />तुम पल पल मुझसे लड़ते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />पर फिर भी अच्छे लगते हो</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />बात तो है शर्मीली सी<br /></span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />पर कहने को दिल चाहता है</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />लो आज तुम्हें यह कह डाला</span></div> <div style="font-weight: bold;" align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />तुम अपने अपने लगते <span>हो।<br /></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-59546496186591420062008-12-08T18:42:00.000-08:002008-12-08T18:43:38.597-08:00Tere jism per marte hain<p class="MsoNormal" style=""><a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Tere jism per marte hain,<o:p></o:p></span></b></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Teri garam saanson se Nasha karte hain,<o:p></o:p></span></b></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;"><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></b></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Tujhe chumne k liye ham Duniya se ladte hain,<o:p></o:p></span></b></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Lakhon me 1 tu hai mere GOLD FLACK<o:p></o:p></span></b></a></p> <a href="http://hindijokes.informe.com/"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 16pt; font-family: Arial; color: maroon;">Tujhe pene ko sab machalte hain,</span></b></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-47589774776261733562008-11-30T22:01:00.000-08:002008-11-30T22:01:06.221-08:00Record Tod Diya<big><big><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;">प्रेमिका:कल मेरे भाई ने फुटबॉल खेलकर</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"> रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दिया.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"> प्रेमी:उफ़! यह भी अजीब खेल है.फुटबॉल के</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"> खेलने में कुछ न कुछ तो टूट ता हे है.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"> मेरे भाई ने पीछ्ली रात मेरा मूह तोड़ दिया</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"> था।<br /><br /></span></big></big><big><big><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Premika:Kal Mere Bhai Ne Football Khelkar</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Record Tod Diya.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Premi:Uf! Yah Bhi Ajeeb Khel Hai.Football Ke</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Khelne Me Kuch Na Kuch To Tut Ta He Hai.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Mere Bhai Ne Pichali Raat Mera Muh Tod Diya</span><br /><span style="font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Tha.</span></big></big><big><big><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"></span></big></big>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-10002949699645032522008-11-18T19:01:00.001-08:002008-11-18T19:03:59.500-08:00Ghar Ka Apple Pyaj Barabar<big><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:180%;" ><big>"घर का एपल प्याज बराबर."<br /><br />"भाई साहब यह मुहावरा तो मुर्गी पर है"<br /><br />"पता है पर हम लोग वेजीटेरियन है"<br /><br /></big></span></big><big><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:180%;" ><big>"Ghar Ka Apple Pyaj Barabar."<br /><br />"Bhai Sahab Yah Muhavara To<br /><br />Muragi Par Hai"<br /><br />"Pata Hai Par Hum Log<br /><br />Vegeterian Hai"</big></span></big>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-11276358666125157022008-11-18T18:54:00.000-08:002008-11-18T18:59:20.534-08:00Acha hai tum bachat karane lagi ho<big><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:180%;" ><big>नीता : अच्छा है तुम बचत करने लगी हो,<br /><br />सुनीता : हाँ मेरे पति की आखिरी ख्वाइश<br /><br />थी,<br /><br />डूबते समय यही तो कहे रहे थे-<br /><br />बचाओ बचाओ.</big></span><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><br /><br /></span></big><big style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:180%;" ><big>Nita : Acha hai tum bachat karane lagi ho,<br /><br />Sunita : Han mere pati ki aakhiri khwaish thi,<br /><br />Dubate samay yahi to kahe rahe the-<br /><br />Bachao Bachao.</big></span><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"> </span><br /></big>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-63860227731915777542008-11-14T11:05:00.000-08:002008-11-14T11:06:07.972-08:00Muzuse sadi kab karonge<font size="5">Girl to Man : Muzuse sadi kab karonge ?</font> <div> </div> <div><font size="5">Man : muze gharwalo se izazat lene padege</font></div> <div> </div> <div><font size="5">Girl : tumhare gharme koun koun hai ?</font></div> <div> </div> <div><font size="5">Man : mere biwi our ek ladka or ek ladke.</font></div> <div><br /> </div> <div><font color="#00bfbf" size="5" face="arial black"><em>Jignesh <img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/01.gif"></em></font></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-4871122087970260262008-11-04T22:31:00.000-08:002008-11-04T22:31:00.940-08:00Yeh Gubbare Kaise Diye Hai<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">एक ग्राहक दुकानदार से बोला-मुझे एक<br />अच्छा सा चश्मा दिखाइए.<br /><br />दुकानदार ने उसे बहुत चश्मे दिखाए<br />किंतु उसे कोई भी पसंद नही आए तो अंत<br />में दुकानदार ने दूरबीन के लेंस वाला <span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">चश्मा</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span></span><br />दिखाया,उसे ग्राहक ने खरीद लिया और<br /><span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">चश्मा</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span></span> लगाकर बहार निकला,दुकान के<br />सामने एक अंगूर वाला बैठा था<br /><br />ग्राहक जाकर बोला-क्यों भाई यह गुब्बारे<br />कैसे दिए है?<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-family: Century Gothic;">Ek Grahak Dukandar Se Bola-Mujhe Ek<br />Achcha Sa Chasama Dikhaiye.<br /><br />Dukandar Ne Use Bahut Chasame Dikhaye<br />Kintu Use Koi Bhi Pasand Nahi Aaye to Ant<br />Me Dukandar Ne Durbin Ke lens Wala Chasama<br />Dikhaya,Use Grahak Ne Kharid Liya aur<br />Chasma Lagakar Bahar Nikala,Dukan Ke<br />Samane Ek Angur Vala Baitha Tha<br /><br />Grahak Jakar Bola-Kyon Bhai Yeh Gubbare<br />Kaise Diye Hai?</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Century Gothic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></span></span>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-2449698383728020162008-11-03T22:23:00.000-08:002008-11-03T22:38:19.304-08:00Tum Mujhe Bilkul Gadhe Najar Aaoge<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">एक मित्र - यार इस मोटे लेंस के <span>चश्मे<br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">में तुम बिलकुल उल्लू नजर आते हो.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">दूसरा मित्र-अगर मै चश्मा उतार दूं तो</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />तुम मुझे बिलकुल गधे नजर आओगे.</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;" ><br />Ek Mitra - Yaar Is Mote Lens Ke Chasme<br /><br />Me Tum Bilkul Ullu Najar Aate Ho.<br /><br /><br />Dusra Mitra-Agar Mai Chasma Utar Du To<br /><br />Tum Mujhe Bilkul Gadhe Najar Aaoge</span></span>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-63745859016970153262008-10-30T22:14:00.000-07:002008-10-30T22:19:46.177-07:00Jara Dekho To Chay Ka Paani<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:Century Gothic;">पति(पत्नी से): जरा देखो तो चाय का <span>पानी<br /><br /></span>उबला तो नही<br /><br /><br />पत्नी (पति से):देख रही हूँ पानी तो नही </span><span style="font-family:Century Gothic;">उबला,<br /><br />पर आप उबल रहे है.<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;" >Pati(Patani Se): Jara Dekho To Chay Ka Paani<br /><br />Ubala To Nahi<br /><br /><br /><br />Patani(Pati Se):Dekh Rahi Hun Paani To Nahi </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ubala,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />Par Aap Ubal Rahe Hai.</span></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-3718080977257618502008-10-08T21:25:00.000-07:002008-10-08T21:27:50.683-07:00Mai Akal Ka Dushman Hu<big style="font-weight: bold;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Century Gothic;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">पिताजी(बेटे से):देखो कभी किसी का<span></span><br /><br />दुश्मन नही बनाना चाहिए.<br /><br />बेटा(पिताजी से):मेरी तो किसी से दुश्मनी<br /><br />नही है पिताजी. परन्तु मास्टरजी कहते<br /><br />है की मै अकल का दुश्मन हु।<br /><br /></span></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Pitaji(Bete Se):Dekho Kabhi Kisi Ka<br /><br />Dushman Nahi Banana Chahiye.<br /><br />Beta(Pitaji Se):Meri To Kisi Se Dushmani<br /><br />Nahi Hai Pitaji. Parantu Masterji Kahate<br /><br />Hai Ki Mai Akal Ka Dushman Hu.<br /></span></small></big></big></big></big><br /><big style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Century Gothic;"><big face="Century Gothic"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span></span></small></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-76190310904667356662008-10-08T21:19:00.000-07:002008-10-08T21:21:57.865-07:00Aap Ka Coat Jal Raha Hai<big style="font-weight: bold;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Century Gothic;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">रेल के डिब्बे में एक सज्जन ने सामने<br /><br />वाले व्यक्ति को चुप चाप बैठे देखकर<br /><br />बात-चीत करने के इरादे से कहा-<br /><br />भाईसाहब आपका रुमाल गीर गया है.<br /><br />इस पर उस व्यक्ति ने उत्तर दिया-<br /><br />मेरा रुमाल गीर गया है इससे आपको<br /><br />क्या मतलब?आपका कोट सिगरेट से जल<br /><br />रहा है। मैंने कुछ नही कहा।<br /><br /></span></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big face="Century Gothic"><big><big><small><span></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Century Gothic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big face="Century Gothic"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Rail Ke Dibbe Me Ek Sajjan Ne Samane<br /><br />Wale Vyakati Ko Chup Chap Baithe Dekhkar<br /><br />Baat-Chit Karane Ke Irade Se Kaha-<br /><br />Bhaisahab Aapka Rumal Geer Gaya Hai.<br /><br />Is Par Us Vyakati Ne Uttar Diya-<br /><br />Mera Rumal Geer gaya Hai Is Se Aapko<br /><br />Matalab?Aapka Coat Cigarete Se Jal<br /><br />Raha Hai.Maine Kuch Nahi Kaha.<br /><br /></span></small></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-40078192701040226722008-10-08T21:08:00.000-07:002008-10-08T21:12:04.007-07:00Budhimaan log Bewakufo ki Baat Ka Jawab Nahi Dete<big style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Century Gothic;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">पिता ने लडके को समझाया-</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">बेटे,बुद्धिमान लोग बेवाकुफो</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">की बात का जवाब नही देते.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">बेटे ने जवाब दिया-</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">इसीलिए तो मै स्कूल में मास्टर जी</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">की बात का कोई जवाब नही देता.</span><br /><br /></span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Century Gothic;"><big style="font-family: Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Pita Ne Ladake Ko Samajaya-<br /><br />Bete,Buddimaan log Bewakufo<br /><br />ki Baat Ka Jawab Nahi Dete.<br /><br />Bete Ne Jawab Diya-<br /><br />Isiliye To Mai School Me Master Ji<br /><br />Ke Baat Ka Koi Jawab Nahi Deta.</span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Century Gothic;"><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span><br /></small></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-31825040061023745502008-10-08T20:41:00.000-07:002008-10-08T20:56:45.664-07:00Tumhare Pati Ne Aaj Naya Suit Pahena Hai<big style="font-weight: bold;"><big face="Century Gothic"><big><big><small>पहली सहेली-आज तुम्हारे पती ने नया<br />सूट पहना है?<br /><br />दूसरी सहेली-नहीं.<br /><br />पहली सहेली-तो फीर आज ये बदले हुए क्यों<br />लग रहे हैं?<br /><br />दूसरी सहेली-दरअसल यह मेरे पती नहीं है.<br /></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big style="font-family: Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />Pahali Saheli-Aaj Tumhare Pati Ne Naya<br />Suit Pahana Hai?<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dusari Saheli-Nahi.<br /><br />Pahali Saheli-To Feer Aaj ye Badale Hue Kyon<br />Lag Rahe Hain?<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dusari Saheli-Darasal Yeh Mere Pati Nahi Hai.</span></small></big></big></big></big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big style="font-family: Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><br /></small></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-23211108837071940942008-10-07T03:55:00.000-07:002008-10-07T04:06:55.455-07:00HER KAMARE ME PAANI HOGA<big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>यात्री - दिखिये महाशय, ये कैसा होटल है?<br /><br />सारी छत टपक रही है। <br />मेरा कमरा तालाब बना जा रहा <span>है।<br /><br /></span>मेनेजर- जनाब मैंने तो आप से<br />पहेले ही कहा था की हर कमरे में पानी होगा।<br /></small></big></big></big><big style="font-family:Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Yatari - Dekhiye Mahashay,<br /><br />Yeh Kaisa Hotel Hai?Sari Chat Tapak Rahi Hai.<br /><br />Mera Kamara Talab Bana Ja Raha Hai.<br /><br />Manager - Janab Maine To Aapse Pahele<br /><br />Hi Kah Diya Tha Ki Her Kamare Me Paani Hoga.</span></small></big></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-73115985874981222402008-10-03T06:18:00.000-07:002008-10-03T06:24:09.101-07:00Sankat Ke Samay Huns Hunskar Gujarana Chahiye.<big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>अदयापक (चिंटू से):मेरे सवाल का <span>जवाब<br /><br /></span>देने में तुम्हें इतनी हँसी क्यों आ रही है?<br /><br />चिंटू (अदयापक से):आपने ही कहा था <span>की<br /><br /></span>संकट के समय हंस हंसकर गुजारना चाहिए.<br /><big face="Century Gothic"><br /></big></small></big></big></big><big style="font-family: Century Gothic;"><big><big><small><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Adyapak (Chintu Se):Mere Sawal Ka Jawab<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dene Me Tumhen Itani Hansi Kyon Aa Rahi Hai?<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chintu (Adyapak Se):Aapane Hi Kaha Tha Ki<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sankat Ke Samay Huns Hunskar Gujarana<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chahiye.</span></small></big></big></big></big></big>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4174353712299255042.post-32231160679724560252008-10-03T06:05:00.000-07:002008-10-03T06:13:20.526-07:00Ab Mai Pahale Mafi Mang Lunga Feer Jagada Karunga<big style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>पापा (बंटी से):तुम हमेशा झगडा<br /></small></big></big></big></big></big><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>करते हो और माफ़ी मंगाते हो.</small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small><span>तुम्हे </span>यह आदत बदलनी होगी.</small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>बंटी(पापा से):अछा पापा,अब मै पहले </small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>माफ़ी मांग लूँगा फीर <span></span></small></big></big></big></big></big><big style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>झगडा</small></big></big></big></big></big><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small><span></span> करूँगा.</small></big></big></big></big></big></p><br /><big style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small><br />Papa (Banti Se):Tum Humesha Jagada</small></big></big></big></big></big><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>Karate Ho Aur Maafi Mangate Ho.Tumhe</small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>Yah Aadat Badalani Hogi.</small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>Banti(Papa Se):Acha Papa,Ab Mai Pahale </small></big></big></big></big></big></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><big><big style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big><big><small>Mafi Mang Lunga Feer Jagada Karunga.</small></big></big></big></big></big></p>Ganeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10209710166623533892noreply@blogger.com0